Thursday, May 24, 2007

Keeping it Real


Photosource: Unknown


There are times that feel like the first time…
Like the first kiss…
The first touch…
The first “I love you”…
Moments so intense, you can’t help the nervous fluttering in your stomach.
In the candlelight you reach for him, he reaches for you.
The wild anticipation…
It turns on the heat,
It blocks off the world,
It stops time…
And at the peak of passion you hear the ripping sound of the passing of gas…

Who Farted?

The silence suddenly becomes deafening, moments before two expressions of disbelief crack themselves laughing…
These are the scenes you won’t catch in a romance…
Because intestinal relief doesn’t exist in fairy tales and reality only contemplates such truths behind closed doors.

That one simply couldn’t be blamed on the dog!
Blushing cheeks turned red and sides hurt from all the laughter…
God must’ve flipped the channel from the Romance to an instant Comedy.
Ever feel like he’s flipped the channel on you?

It was when the laughter stopped, the giggles subsided and the tears of amusement wiped away that the passionate feeling from earlier took back its place in the atmosphere…
In one long passionate kiss, the story started all over again, taking its rightful course as like all the best Romances and fairytales should...
Stay tuned for the next Chapter…

10 comments:

Liilavati said...

lolololol
Hope it wasn't a smelly one! lololol
Humor is a sign of wisdom!

DRC said...

Yes, don't blame the dog, unless it really is his fault :)

But on fairy tales, you can always blame... the white horse, or the unicorn, or the dragon, the witch, the trolls :p

I'll stay tuned

Sunshine said...

Liilavati: The way I see it - it came with a warning. A non-toxic false alarm, but nonetheless with a warning!

DRC: Actually it usually IS the dog... hehehe... though hers come without a warning: the silent but violent kind!

unresigned said...

that's called complicity ;)

Soph!a said...

WOW...THAT´S HOT HOT HOT...

Klatuu o embuçado said...

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!! Tu não andas bem!
Cruel! :)=

Dark kiss.

mixtu said...

the first...
abrazo

B E L M A R said...

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¿Qué pasaría si nos dejáramos llevar por nuestros deseos?






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Storm said...

Great going Sunshine! Your lucky the guy didnt pass out! :P
Sounds like one of those moments I´d spend the rest of my life teasing you about.

Sunshine said...

Unresigned: How right you are! :) The best kind of complicity a person could ask for.

Sophia: I strongly recommend it, with or without the gas :P

Klatuu: Ando apaixonada, sendo assim não poderia estar melhor

Mixtu: LOL... Depends what you´re concentrating on... :P

Belmar: Seremos seres muito mais felizes.

Storm: LOL... you really ought to quit jumping to conclusions... nobody suffered an intoxication!